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BASEBALL HEADLINES FROM NEWSPAPERS ACROSS THE NATION

DMITRI YOUNG, 38, EYES MLB RETURN WITH PIRATES
Claims He’s Still Able to Strike Out with Runners On Base, Drop Routine Fly Balls
CONTRACT FOR BASEBALL COMMISSIONER BUD SELIG EXTENDED TO 2035
Beginning in 2020, Will Govern MLB From Sealed Underground Capsule Encased in Pure Argon
YANKEES DEAL PITCHER A. J. BURNETT TO ITALIAN INDOOR CROSS-COUNTRY BOBSLED LEAGUE
GM Brian Cashman: “Oh, A.J.? You Won’t See Him No More…”
OAKLAND A’S TRADE BILLY BEANE TO HOUSTON ASTROS FOR THREE UP-AND-COMING FRONT OFFICE INTERNS
Owner Lew Wolff: “We’re Looking To Get Younger Everywhere in the Organization”
SF GIANTS’ GM BRIAN SABEAN STILL LOOKING TO ACCQUIRE VETERAN PLAYER WITH LITTLE RANGE AT SHORT
Sabean Mum On Talks, But Meeting With Agents For Dmitri Young and A. J. Burnett






