Welcome to The Giants Cove

Welcome to the 2012 San Francisco Giants season. And to The Giants Cove.

The Giants Cove reports on the World Champion San Francisco Giants 24 hours a day 7 days a week (except days that begin with an "S" or a "T"). You will discover that The Giants Cove exudes a scent much like the fresh cut grass at AT&T Park, and is as affordably refreshing as the Park's generous $18.00 six ounce cup of Anchor Steam.

Bottom line: Giants Cove baseball has got you covered (a little warm water and soap will remove most of that).
 
Once again The Cove has been busy conducting its rigorous off-season workout regimen— glancing briefly each morning at an expensive set of free weights stored in the garage, and eating a strict diet of pre-packaged Oreo-based meals covered in a thick maple syrup.

But we are now ready to face the 2012 season and can’t wait for Opening Day. Oh, and did I mention that we’re really fired up?

The Giants Cove is Richard Dyer, proven by severe medical probe testing to eat, breathe, and exude Giants baseball. You will be getting the exuding part…
  
With The Giants Cove, everybody wins: for San Francisco Giants fans their empty, listless world finally starts to make sense again; for Major League Baseball aficionados a it's welcome place to find thoughtful discussion, analysis and flat out excitement about the game; for the Giants front office staff it’s back to ducking out the side entrance of the main office with their heads down, reacting to The Cove the way Jerry Seinfeld reacted whenever he saw Newman.

To sum it all up, the great Yankee statesman Yogi Berra might have put it this way: “The Giants Cove welcomes the 2012 MLB season with one word:  bring it on!”